What is the definition of Instructors Studies?

"'Instructors studies' is the term we throw around when someone's trying to make sense of education, like a confused cat trying to figure out why it's always on the floor. It's like when your grandma says 'I'm teaching you life skills,' but she actually just wants to make you a better couch potato."

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Now, here's a sentence that might give you the chills: "The instructors' studies of existential dread in college students were so intense, they convinced the university to ban all coffee breaks."